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EDUCATION

Savannah College of Art and Design (SCAD)

B.F.A. Advertising, Concentration: Copywriting

GPA: 3.92/4.00, Dean’s List

Sleep Comes After Death (SCAD)

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Made decent grades.

May 2015

Savannah, GA

EXPERIENCE

McKinney

Copywriter

Clients: Nationwide, Sherwin-Williams

McKinney

Snack Queen

Rearranged words to clients' liking. And then rearranged them some more.

Jan. 2016-present

Durham, NC

McKinney

Copywriting Mtern

Clients: Nationwide, New Business, Internal Projects

McKinney

Copywriting Intern

Actually did real stuff with neat-o people, including defining a scale of possession and analyzing the anatomy of a shrug.

Sept.-Nov. 2015

Durham, NC

Mullen Lowe U.S.

Copywriting Intern

Clients: Food Lion, North Carolina Education Lottery, Ulta Beauty, L'Eggs, Hanes Hosiery, CSX, Fortified Bicycle Alliance.

Mullen Lowe U.S.

Internz R people 2

Actually did real stuff and had fun. Made a putt-putt hole out of cardboard boxes and thoroughly enjoyed pajama day.

June-Aug. 2015

Winston-Salem, NC

SCAD & Hewlett-Packard Collaborative

Copywriter, Project Manager

SCAD is collaborating with Hewlett-Packard to research and develop multiple campaign concepts for an unique tourism experience within the Savannah Historic District, utilizing the LinkReader platform, which transforms physical content into digital experiences.

SCAD & Hewlett-Packard Collaborative

Speechwriter, Archivist, Tour Guide, Local Business Liaison

Pounded pavement to beg businesses to stick stickers in their windows; got knee deep in some old pictures; wrangled content and yelled at nerds. Wrote some stuff too.

Sept.–Nov. 2014

March-May 2015

Savannah, GA

YMCA Camp Weaver

Marketing Intern

Responsible for designing all marketing materials. Managed all social media accounts (Facebook, Pinterest, Twitter, Instagram). Boosted Facebook activity by 200% and launched Instagram.

YMCA Camp Weaver

Photographer, Tweeter, Den Mother, Residential Creative Person

Made visuals conform to YMCA standards. Dealt with many crying children. And coworkers. Took a crap ton of photos. Made s'mores and Tweeted, Pinned, posted, and Instagrammed about it. Learned how to canoe.

June–Aug. 2014

Greensboro,NC

YMCA Camp Weaver

Senior Overnight Counselor, Professional Role Model

Supervised children of all ages at traditional summer camp. Collaborated with peers to plan cabin activities. Developed curriculum and oversaw all crafts. Mediated conflicts on a daily basis.

YMCA Camp Weaver

Martha Stewart of Camp, Favorite Counselor

Played on pottery wheels, sang silly songs, and made friendship bracelets. Informed the next generation that Little Debbie snacks were superior to Hostess.

June–Aug. 2013

Greensboro,NC

Gap Inc.

Sales Associate, Cashier, "Sellebrity"

Promoted products and mantained an upbeat and orderly shopping experience for customers. Top performer in selling Old Navy Cards.

Old Navy

Corporate Pawn

Folded clothes. Ran clothes around the store. Helped customers, even if they were fussy. (They usually were.)

Dec. 2011-Present

Greensboro,NC

Savannah, GA

SKILLSETS

Copywriting
Problem Solving
Microsoft Office
Mac/PC

Adobe After Effects
Adobe Illustrator
Adobe Indesign
Adobe Photoshop

HTML5/CSS3
Pizza Eating
Crocheting
Cartwheels

I CAN DO THINGS.

HONORS

Student Silver Savannah ADDY Award

Jennifer B. Reis Scholarship For Advertising Students

Advertising Department Endowed Scholarship

International Baccalaureate Diploma

SOMEONE LIKED MY WORK.

2015

2013

2012

2011



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